Category: zodiac signs

HOW TO TELL IF UR CRUSH IS RECIPROCATED BASED …

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ARIES

If you’re wondering if your Aries crush likes you back then sorry they probably don’t. This lot are very open when it comes to admissions of love/lust/whatever. If they like u, u will simply know. They’ll have told u already 100 times or at least it will be ridiculously obvious. Aries are very straight forward and they hate dilly dallying. If you’re the one they want they will get the ball rolling immediately. Expect lots of texts and a keen interest in meeting up & organising dates whatever. Straight forward people! Will prob show off in front of you whipping out all sorts of weird party tricks & jokes, making sure your eyes are always on them. May get obviously jealous if they see you having a good time with someone else.
If you’re still unsure, just ask. They’ll be upfront if it’s a go or no.

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THE SIGNS AS THINGS I’VE SAID BEFORE

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Aries: People hold hands? Psh I can’t relate, I throw hands like a real man.

Taurus: [puts on fake glasses] It’s time to read some hoes.

Gemini: Me actually liking someone? Sounds fake, I just like the validation that I’m not complete trash.

Cancer: I’m internally screaming right now because the one day I decide to wear makeup I keep crying. My eyelashes are clumping together and I cannot. I refuse.

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wtfzodiacsigns: Scorpio – WTF #Zodiac #Signs …

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Scorpio – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

How I know the signs

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Aries: The most energetic person in the room, you warm my heart when I see you and you always know just the way to put a smile on my face, you forgive easily and are the kindest person to strangers, you are so charismatic I always wonder how you do it.

Taurus: You have the wisest insights, and the most thoughtful replies! But you also come up with the best jokes and are the calmest one in the room, you never get worked up and I am always so amazed at how calmly you look at the world.

Gemini: You are incredibly sassy, but also very smart and witty, you have a quick reply to everything and deep down have a very caring heart, you are a lover but you only show it to the few you care about the most, you are very secretive and you’ve always intrigued me. 

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The signs + my personal experience

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aries: honest and upfront people. willing to take a bullet for someone. dedicated and understanding. will go the extra mile without complaint and wants to help as much as they can.

taurus: reserved and self-restricting. will only open up to close friends/family and will be a short lived confession of emotions. cry maybe four times a year but secretly have the weight of the world on their shoulders.

gemini: won’t stop talking until you tell them bluntly. has a charm that cannot be put into words and can make you feel alive. loves to talk shit but means well. needs a filter on their mouths.

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The signs as old people:

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Aries: the old man always telling stories about when they were the star of their high school/college sports team/in the war;always wears a military hat or holding a sports ball

Taurus: the kindly grandmother who constantly bakes and everything is delicious, but also needlepoints cushions with cuss words on them

Gemini: the old man and his best friend for decades who are always telling jokes and making fun of everyone else; makes up lots of wildly exaggerated “when I was YOUR age” stories that obviously never happened just to annoy Scorpio and confuse the kids

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The signs as road trips

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aries: hot and clutching on a harley davidson, roaming free and stopping into seedy bars with good drinks and better company, leather boots on the counter and hard rock blaring, dancing and eating with fellow vagabonds around a fire at twilight and howling at the moon.

taurus: on the desert, picking up dust with big tires in the middle of nowhere, racing tumbleweeds down the dirt road and making cactus friends at pitstops to abandoned garages, mimicking old westerns with jean shorts and invisible smoking guns, just mesa reds and the orange of the sun.

gemini: the bumpy road alongside a forest, speed lines blurring into fairy wings, picking up pinecones and wildflowers and collecting them in brown hats, cottage houses and stray creeks, the crisp smell of fresh air seeping in through the windows and magic, too.

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The Zodiac Signs as Parents!

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Aries: Enjoys dressing up, painting and playing with their children. Can be quite impatient though!

Taurus: Soccer mom/ dad who’s always encouraging their kids to do better! You’ll teach your kids to never give up easily!

Gemini: Sets a few rules and then observes to see if the child will abide by them. If not, you’ll either make the rules worse or let them go depending on your mood.

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The Signs At A Wedding

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Aries: The groom; punches Libra for looking at Cancer the wrong way

Taurus: A relative; eats half of the wedding cake when no one is looking

Gemini: One of the obnoxious friends Cancer insisted on inviting; dancing barefoot with a glass of champagne; doesn’t notice the glass slowly spilling

Cancer: The bride; crying and begging Aries to STOP FIGHTING!!! I DON’T WANNA GET MARRIED IN JAIL!!!

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My opinion about the signs

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Okay… I know this is not really my type of content but I always find these interesting to read so I thought I’ll post one myself.

Aries: you can count on them, don’t take things too seriously, get mad at small things, much fun to hang out with, somewhat egoistic, as soon as they find someone more interesting than you they will hang out with them (though, they will not forget about you)

Taurus: I always become extremly good friends with them, so relaxing to hang out with them, weird humour, very determined and stubborn, talk a loooot, in a relationship they need a lot of physical interaction, they make me feel like home, laughs about every little thing, cute laugh

Gemini: fun people to hang out with, their humour is so… unexpected like they say things you would have never thought about, tend to hide their serious feelings/emotions, take the side of the person they want to impress, think too much about how they can impress someone rather than just beeing themselves (even through their personality is way more charming)

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