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Me walking into the kitchen at 3 am

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Someone: *Doesn’t thank the bus driver*
Me: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

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I love how in summer nobody has any perception of time

Is it noon? Is it 5 O’Clock? Is it 4 in the morning? 

What day is it? Monday? Wednesday? Saturday?

What month is it? July? August?

Nobody knows

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When will the government stop my sinning hand

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Yeah, so apparently when they say to wear a suit, they don’t mean the Batsuit.

When someone says something in an argument tha…

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Me: *Thinks about summer for 0.5 seconds*
My liver: Have mercy

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👏DON’T👏SAY👏YOU👏WATCH👏TENNIS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏KNOW👏THIS👏ICONIC👏DUO👏

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When you’re standing but not standing too much

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