Category: lmfao

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Ah, so I don’t block gingers?

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So apparently Santa can see you when you’re sleeping, but when I do it, I need to “get out of Emma’s house” or “her parents will call the police” smh damn double standards

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I got a lump of coal last year, so I’m giving that fat bastard a piece of my mind and poisoning the cookies

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Whenever I post something I thought was funny I get maybe 40 notes but when I say some really bizarre thing at 12:00 am like “uwu o-obama-San, drown me in corn pwease” it gets 200

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nerdygayfromspace:

da-pun-master:

so, todays the day they get rid of tiddies, huh?

@staff

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boob

See you in hell dear friend

Ok remember, I’ll be the one wearing the shirt that says “tiddy”

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ATTENTION VERY IMPORTANT

tiddy

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Named my black cat Lucky

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