Category: lmfao

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You: Slug
Me, an intellectual: Homeless snail

When you’re the first one finished on a test b…

When you get caught looking through your Chris…

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Person: What’s the craziest thing you’ve done for money?
Me: Work

Waiting for the page to finish refreshing like

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Person: Hi

Me:

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You: CarpetMe, an intellectual: House grass

You: Carpet

Me, an intellectual: House grass

When your arm falls asleep

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

I don’t wanna see IT, I already see enough clowns on a daily basis

I don’t wanna see IT, I already see enough clowns on a daily basis