Category: lmao

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I decided to watch “Incredibles 2″ instead of …

This advertisement clearly doesn’t know me

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auntie-miriam:

da-pun-master:

You: Rest in Peace

Me, a cowboy: West in peace

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In a fight, be the bigger person. Bigger people hit harder

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There was a girl I went to school with that was a day younger than me, and I would always tease her about it. I would go “Back when I was your age..” and then tell her what I did yesterday.

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Happy Father’s Day, Motherfucker

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Me: Ew emotions
Also Me: I want to be loved

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I’m so slow that Internet Explorer could beat me in a race