Category: jokes

What do you call an average looking monster?

Mediogre.

A guy walks into library and asks for a book o…

The librarian asks, “Hard back?”

The guy replies, “Yeah, little heads too.”

My wife is still mad at me because I accidenta…

She just can’t seem to let it go.

What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?

Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and g…

He still has the right to remain silent.

There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at o…

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

At what frequency does laughter become painful…

1 gigglehurts.

I was crossing the street when I suddenly noti…

I thought to myself, “Wow! That could have been me!”

Then I remembered I can’t drive a bus.

My colleague can no longer attend next week’s …

So I have to fill her slot.

A new restaurant has opened in my town, servin…

I just had the pelican.

It was delicious but the bill was enormous.