Category: jokes

A recent study has revealed that 58% of marria…

The other 42% end in divorce.

I’ve been bored recently so I’ve decided to ta…

The neighbors said they’ll call the police if I don’t put it back.

I had a row with my boss yesterday lunchtime.

One of the perks of working near a boating lake…

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped…

Sorry, my fault.

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.

First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil.

Then… hey… pesto!

Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a supermarket.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was Lidl.

What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?

Because his father grounded him.

A murderer is about to be executed by electric…

The man asks for the priest to hold his hand.

Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

What do sad Mexicans wear?