Category: horoscope

At the work place

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ARIES is either already in charge or determined to be in charge so they do their tasks with confidence. They always have an issue with someone but also know everyone.

TAURUS does what they’re supposed to do and rarely talks. They only open their mouth when they disagree with what someone said. 

GEMINI either puts on that fake smile or lets everyone know what they’re feeling/thinking. Either way, a couple people find them annoying while the other 20 like them. Their multi-tasking makes them busy workers.

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HOW TO TELL IF UR CRUSH IS RECIPROCATED BASED …

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ARIES

If you’re wondering if your Aries crush likes you back then sorry they probably don’t. This lot are very open when it comes to admissions of love/lust/whatever. If they like u, u will simply know. They’ll have told u already 100 times or at least it will be ridiculously obvious. Aries are very straight forward and they hate dilly dallying. If you’re the one they want they will get the ball rolling immediately. Expect lots of texts and a keen interest in meeting up & organising dates whatever. Straight forward people! Will prob show off in front of you whipping out all sorts of weird party tricks & jokes, making sure your eyes are always on them. May get obviously jealous if they see you having a good time with someone else.
If you’re still unsure, just ask. They’ll be upfront if it’s a go or no.

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THE SIGNS AS THINGS I’VE SAID BEFORE

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Aries: People hold hands? Psh I can’t relate, I throw hands like a real man.

Taurus: [puts on fake glasses] It’s time to read some hoes.

Gemini: Me actually liking someone? Sounds fake, I just like the validation that I’m not complete trash.

Cancer: I’m internally screaming right now because the one day I decide to wear makeup I keep crying. My eyelashes are clumping together and I cannot. I refuse.

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The signs as fears

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ARIES: the fear of failure. as much confidence and competence as aries may exude, they’ll always ponder on the thought of possibly failing at the things they’re trying so desperately to achieve. because they are so good at what they do, failure can never be an option. the moment that they are reprimanded or judged for their work, they will be extremely self-critical of themselves to a point that may even set them back in their progress. so, they’ll keep working and breaking the conventional means of setting paces and taking things one step at a time, and eventually will burn out.  

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wtfzodiacsigns: Scorpio – WTF #Zodiac #Signs …

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Scorpio – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

How I know the signs

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Aries: The most energetic person in the room, you warm my heart when I see you and you always know just the way to put a smile on my face, you forgive easily and are the kindest person to strangers, you are so charismatic I always wonder how you do it.

Taurus: You have the wisest insights, and the most thoughtful replies! But you also come up with the best jokes and are the calmest one in the room, you never get worked up and I am always so amazed at how calmly you look at the world.

Gemini: You are incredibly sassy, but also very smart and witty, you have a quick reply to everything and deep down have a very caring heart, you are a lover but you only show it to the few you care about the most, you are very secretive and you’ve always intrigued me. 

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The signs + my personal experience

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aries: honest and upfront people. willing to take a bullet for someone. dedicated and understanding. will go the extra mile without complaint and wants to help as much as they can.

taurus: reserved and self-restricting. will only open up to close friends/family and will be a short lived confession of emotions. cry maybe four times a year but secretly have the weight of the world on their shoulders.

gemini: won’t stop talking until you tell them bluntly. has a charm that cannot be put into words and can make you feel alive. loves to talk shit but means well. needs a filter on their mouths.

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Signs stuck on a desert island together

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Aries: gets into a fist fight with Gemini, they both end up with bloody noses, then work together to hunt food

Taurus: gathers materials and ends up building a hut complete with a bed and kitchen

Gemini: makes a bow and arrow to hunt animals to feed the group, “accidentally” shoots an arrow past Pisces’ head

Cancer: crawls into the remains of their wrecked ship and starts tallying down the days they’ve been castaway in the wood

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How To Befriend The Signs

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Aries – try new things with them, go on adventures with them, don’t interfere with their space, let them be in control sometimes (but don’t let them go over the top), be daring, be enthusiastic

Taurus – go out to lunch with them, follow any advice they give you, talk to them about their interests, be understanding, NEVER cause drama

Gemini – always be open to random talks, tell them gossip, go out with them

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The signs as old people:

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Aries: the old man always telling stories about when they were the star of their high school/college sports team/in the war;always wears a military hat or holding a sports ball

Taurus: the kindly grandmother who constantly bakes and everything is delicious, but also needlepoints cushions with cuss words on them

Gemini: the old man and his best friend for decades who are always telling jokes and making fun of everyone else; makes up lots of wildly exaggerated “when I was YOUR age” stories that obviously never happened just to annoy Scorpio and confuse the kids

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