Category: happy new year

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“Happy New Year!” More like “Crappy New Year!” Because we all know 2019 is going to be just as shitty as 2018

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2019 felt like a damn decade

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No amount of religion/praying can save you from Hell if you do/say any of these things:

  • “New year new me!”
  • “See you next year”
  • *Orders a pizza before the clock hits 12 to say “I ordered this last year!”*
  • “I remember 2018 as if it were yesterday!”

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Me, cloning myself at midnight: New year New me

Conversation

Me, shedding out of my old skin like a snake once the clock hits 12: New Year New Me

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Me, working my annual job at the clone factory, while cloning myself: New year New Me

When it’s a new year and you think everything’…

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New year, new me(me)