Category: Geek Gifts

Chewie and the Porgs Book

From Emmy award-winning writer Kevin Shinick comes a lovable tale of Chewbacca the Wookiee and the pesky porgs of Ahch-To Island. Featuring adorable illustrations by artist Fiona Hsieh.

Interactive Action Porg Plush

Introducing the newest iconic character from the Star Wars universe, Porg. Action Porg features moving wings head and mouth with three different Porg Phrases. Just push Porg’s Adorable soft belly to start having fun with the most memorable characters from the Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

Brain Specimen Coasters

Inside your cerebral cortex right this moment, you will find huge amounts of neurons working like crazy so you exist. And the neat aspect of these neurons is how we’ve hijacked a lot of them into reading these words. Think of all the so-called regions of your brain were commandeering today! Poop. We merely made you look at word poop. Organic beef have caused memories and pictures of poop to plop via your brain. Whew, such power. To celebrate the effectiveness of our headiest of organs, we bring you these awesome Brain Specimen Coasters.

Critical Hit D20 Waffle Maker

Certain foods just fall into alignments. Pancakes and waffles? Good, obviously. But while waffles are Lawful Good, pancakes are Chaotic Good. The syrup goes all over the place and there’s the dreaded butter well. Waffles follow rules. Pancakes break ’em.

Warcraft Alliance Shield Backpack

For the Alliance! Show your Stormwind pride on your back and simultaneously protect yourself from Backstabbing Horde while you wait for your airship.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Book Light

This product just makes sense because the intersection of the Venn diagram of people who enjoy reading and people who enjoy Star Wars is impressive. Most impressive. We came across Alan Dean Foster’s magnificent Splinter of the Mind’s Eye MANY years ago, and the book made us wonder what could have been. And, of course, we’re fans of Timothy Zahn’s Thrawn Trilogy.

Game of Thrones Table Runners

Picture this: You’ve invited the family over for a big holiday feast. Cousins, kids – the whole crew is coming. And they’re not going to all fit at your dining room table, so you decide to haul in a few extra tables. But here’s the catch: you don’t have decorations for three tables. If you’re like us, you don’t even have decorations for ONE table. Who decorates a table? GRANDMA DOES. So how are you going to impress your Grandma while also distracting her from how dry your turkey is?

Hipster Nativity Scene

Set includes Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus and manger, 3 wisemen on segways, shepherd, sheep, cow, and stable.

Super Mario Bros. Holiday Mug

Super Mario Bros. Holiday MugThis holiday season, we hope that you will find a Super Star atop your tree, ? Blocks tied up with bows underneath the branches, and a jolly man in a red cap spreading cheer to everyone in your kingdom. A very Merry Mario to you and yours!

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit – Exclusive

The Millennium Falcon is a pretty versatile ship. It comes equipped with all manner of things to get you through a myriad of situations, but sometimes those things need fixing. The hyperdrive will eventually breakdown again, and you won’t always have R2 there to fix it for you. You’ll need some tools of your own!