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Police: Police! Open up!

Me: Sometimes I get sad

You: CarpetMe, an intellectual: House grass

You: Carpet

Me, an intellectual: House grass

When your arm falls asleep

Person: Do you have a ruler?

Person: Do you have a ruler?
Me: Sure *Passes Queen Elizabeth*

Person: Where do I startMe: at the beginning

Person: Where do I start

Me: at the beginning

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

I can’t believe October is OctOver

I can’t believe October is OctOver

I went as Rick for Halloween and 90% of people went “Are you Albert Einstein” AND I JUST

I went as Rick for Halloween and 90% of people went “Are you Albert Einstein” AND I JUST

Halloween is just monster identity theft

Halloween is just monster identity theft

That awkward moment when you’re so ugly you don’t have to wear a mask for Halloween 😢

That awkward moment when you’re so ugly you don’t have to wear a mask for Halloween 😢