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Regular

Police: Police! Open up!

Me: Sometimes I get sad

When your arm falls asleep

Person: Do you have a ruler?

Person: Do you have a ruler?
Me: Sure *Passes Queen Elizabeth*

Person: Where do I startMe: at the beginning

Person: Where do I start

Me: at the beginning

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

Friend: Hey, remember when you-Me:

Friend: Hey, remember when you-

Me:

Waiting for season 4 of Rick and Morty like

Waiting for season 4 of Rick and Morty like

I don’t wanna see IT, I already see enough clowns on a daily basis

I don’t wanna see IT, I already see enough clowns on a daily basis

When your sibling threatens to tell on you

When your sibling threatens to tell on you

When your crush laughs at your joke

When your crush laughs at your joke