Category: funny textposts

Conversation

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Playing a video game
Mom: You need to stop playing video games, they’re making you violent!
Me: I’m playing Tetris

Me thinking about my grades

When people ask me about my social life

420 Graze it

Me after being able to make kraft dinner witho…

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Regular

Person: You can’t eat all that!

Me: 

When people ship my NOTP

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Regular

Burger King: Hello, can I take your order?

Teacher: I don’t know, can you?

Conversation

Demon: I am possessing you now
Me: Oh cool hey can u do my taxes for me bro

When your crush says they like turtles