Category: funny textpost

Y’all check out this major sale at Walmart!😍…

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Smh heard my phone buzz so I thought a new cha…

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Me, introducing my kid to my friends: Hey wanna see my OC I made

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My skin: *Exists*

Mosquitos: 

When I was a kid I was afraid of apple juice b…

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Conversation

Me: *Thinks about summer for 0.5 seconds*
My liver: Have mercy

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Person: Nothing lasts forever!

Me: What about the embarrassment from thinking about how you acted in 7th grade?

Person: One thing lasts forever

When you ask your girlfriend where she wants t…

Her:

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When someone’s roasting you but you got that o…

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Spelling bee contestant: What is the word?

Me, jumping on top of desk: BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD