Me, introducing my kid to my friends: Hey wanna see my OC I made
My skin: *Exists*
Me: *Thinks about summer for 0.5 seconds*
My liver: Have mercy
Person: Nothing lasts forever!
Me: What about the embarrassment from thinking about how you acted in 7th grade?
Person: One thing lasts forever
Spelling bee contestant: What is the word?
Me, jumping on top of desk: BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD