Category: funny text posts

When your arm falls asleep

Person: Do you have a ruler?

Person: Do you have a ruler?
Me: Sure *Passes Queen Elizabeth*

Person: Where do I startMe: at the beginning

Person: Where do I start

Me: at the beginning

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

When your mom tells you to get off the computer and go outside

Friend: Hey, remember when you-Me:

Friend: Hey, remember when you-

Me:

Waiting for season 4 of Rick and Morty like

Waiting for season 4 of Rick and Morty like

When your sibling threatens to tell on you

When your sibling threatens to tell on you

When your crush laughs at your joke

When your crush laughs at your joke

I’m retired Once again, I am tired

I’m retired

Once again, I am tired

I can’t believe October is OctOver

I can’t believe October is OctOver