Category: funny text post

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There was a girl I went to school with that was a day younger than me, and I would always tease her about it. I would go “Back when I was your age..” and then tell her what I did yesterday.

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Happy Father’s Day, Motherfucker

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Me: Ew emotions
Also Me: I want to be loved

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I’m so slow that Internet Explorer could beat me in a race

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I was invited to a fancy event, and was told to wear a suit. The host was pissed off at me because I wore the Batsuit. Screw you Kevin, you never told me WHAT kind of suit.

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Person: Do you know de wey?
Me: Do you know de wey out of my life?

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Baby: D-D-D!
Mom: He’s about to say Daddy!
Baby: Don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe to my channel

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You: Rest in Peace
Me, a cowboy: West in peace

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Teacher: This isn’t something you can do the night before!

Me:

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