Category: funny posts

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

When your queue is empty

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The new teacher just “*inhale* Boi”’d someone

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Me: Dad I forgot to make a joke on my Tumblr today, any ideas?

Dad: I’m looking right at one

Conversation

Me: *Swears*
Person: Watch your language!
Me: I already watch the English team

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Ah, so I don’t block gingers?

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Jumin: *Exists*

Me:

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Why call them therapy sessions when we can call them

Depression sessions

Conversation

Me: *Swears*
Person: Watch your language!
Me: What channel is “Your Language” on?

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The Super Bowl halftime show disappointed me more than I disappoint my parents