Category: funny post

Conversation

Person: Hey you look pretty cute!
Me: When was the last time you got your eyes checked

When you see your identical twin

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My mom dragging me out to socialize like

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Conversation

Cheritz: Play this game, it’s called Mystic Messenger
Me, not knowing what I was signing up for: Ok

When people say they hear “Yanny” instead of “…

Conversation

Person: You can’t keep making everything into a Pokemon reference!
Me, under breath: Enemy used insult. It’s super effective!

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Person: Hey, you look nice today!

Me:

“Don’t joke about things like that!”

Me:

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Do you ever see a little kid doing something cringey and wonder if you were that cringey when you were their age and then it ruins your whole day and then you go cry in your Toyota in the parking lot of Wal-Mart