Category: funny jokes

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how …

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefi…

It’s all about raisin awareness.

I’m a social vegan.

I avoid meet.

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing…

Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of …

That should make the cremation a little more interesting.

I used to really enjoy political jokes…

Unfortunately, too many of them got elected.

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America sai…

They would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

Breaking a leg during an audition…

Ensures that you end up in the cast.

What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-…

The Anti-crust.

If I had a dollar for every existential crisis…

Does money even matter?