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The Zodiac Signs as Ariana Grande’s thank u ne…

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored

aries are EXTREMELY competitive, and this song’s narrative is obviously trying to compete with the girlfriend

Taurus: 7 rings

taureans are very materialistic, just as the song implies

Gemini: bloodline

geminis have a trait of not wanting to commit as often as the other signs, and bloodline states so in the song as well

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Falling in Love

wtfzodiacsigns:

(check yours and/or partner’s Venus signs)

Aries: “Kiss like it’s lost forever, love like the first time you looked into my eyes.”

Taurus: “I stand firm, being. All while I wait for a glance of notice. Her voice like keys and my lust like the moon over her scape. To quench not, I thirst.”

Gemini: “You float through my world leaving trails of color, over my skies.”

Cancer: “An empty room would still be a beautiful place, only if the memory of you crowds my heart.”

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The Elephant Whisperer – WTF fun fact

The Elephant Whisperer – WTF fun fact

How the Turkish Embassy helped with desegregation – WTF fun fact

How the Turkish Embassy helped with desegregation – WTF fun fact

Why I slapped the signs in the face

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: Because you think everyone is in love with you, people aren’t going to bend over backwards to suit all of your needs if you keep being a lazy ungrateful little hoebag. Also, clean your apartment, it smells weird.

Taurus: Because I know I’m right and you know it too, it is COMMON COURTESY TO HAND OVER THE FUCKING AUX CHORD TO THE PERSON IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. You are so goddamn stubborn and if I have to listen to “I knew you were trouble” ONE MORE TIME…

Gemini: Because you DO NOT KNOW WHEN TO STOP, YOU HAVE GONE TOO DAMN FAR. I know whatever it is you’re about to do sounds fun, but you’re going to end up dead. and you said she came on to you first but we all KNOW YOU SLEEZY AF.

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Date ideas for the signs

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: Star Wars movie marathon, playing board games or Truth or Dare, going to see a hockey/football,… game

Taurus: brunch date, karaoke, ZOO, napping together, going rollerblading, going to thrift shop

Gemini: watching stars, going to some sort of an old shop, crafting, going to a party, watching cartoons in you pyjamas

Cancer: some sort of carneval or festival, baking, going for a walk in the evening (and buying hot chocolate)

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Abraham Lincoln – WTF fun fact

Abraham Lincoln – WTF fun fact

Guard geese – WTF fun fact

Guard geese – WTF fun fact

How long the signs can go without talking to s…

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: about a day because they’re reasonable and will want to resolve whatever happened, will probably be angry but thats fine

Taurus: 3 minutes before they start yelling at you again

Gemini: a good 2 days if you made them rather mad but won’t wanna stay in that weird awkward no talking phase

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Paintings – WTF fun fact

Paintings – WTF fun fact