Category: dad jokes

How do German Shepherds greet each other?

Guttendog.

How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?

Tea, Rex?

A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bough…

I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group.

What did one bone say to another bone?

Let’s meet up and share a joint.

What currency do they use in outer space?

Starbucks.

What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb?

Tell him Obama put it in.

What did the cold and angry man have for dinne…

A BrrrrGrrrrr.

What’s Yoda’s last name?

Layheehoo.

My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I a…

I guess we are raised differently.