Category: dad jokes

My author friend claims that he “accidentally”…

Still, that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

My sister asked for me to bring her something …

I don’t know why she got so mad at me.

It’s pretty hard to write on sand.

I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement.

At least I think they’re vegan. They keep shouting, “Lettuce leaf!”

McDonald’s tried to create a beef version of t…

Hopefully, they’ve learned from their McSteaks.

Driving a golf buggy isn’t as easy as it looks…

But I’ve finally got it down to a tee.

Midwife for sale.

Can deliver.

I went to lunch with a champion chess player.

It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt.

I prefer cold weather…

But only to a certain degree.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What do you call a melancholy robot?

A sigh-borg.