Category: dad jokes

Does anyone know if its possible to take a ski…

Arse skin for a friend.

My wife won’t stop complaining about how long …

She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

The couples therapist said, “So, tell me what …

My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.”

I said, “My truck.”

IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 mil…

Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years…

But they’re having a really hard time putting their case together.

Within minutes, the detective knew exactly wha…

It was a brief case.

I just bought an expensive car, only to find t…

There’s no going back now.

My credit card company sent me a camouflaged b…

It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

I’ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian…

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?

The latter.

My friend is making a lot of money by selling …

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.