Category: dad jokes

I broke my finger today.

But on the other hand I’m completely fine.

I found a hat with $17.50 in it.

I thought this other guy was going to pick it up.

But he was too busy juggling.

It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my…

But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.

I accused my friend of pouring glue on my weap…

He denied it but I’m sticking to my guns.

My mum used to feed my brother and I by saying…

Otherwise she wouldn’t untie us from the tracks.

What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Have you ever tried blind folded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing.

Remember as a child when air for your bike was…

Now it’s $1.50! 

 I asked the gas station attendant why. 

 He said, “Inflation.”

I used to know a baker who had red hair.

He was a ginger bread man.

My wife said to me, “Honey, do you think our k…

I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”