Category: dad jokes

With great reflexes…

Comes great response ability.

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?

$0, it’s on the house.

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very hard?

Because X was always 10.

How does a Flat Earther travel the world?

On a plane.

Set your Wifi password to fourwordsalluppercas…

Then when someone asks tell them, “One word all lower case, four words all upper case.”

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scan…

Elongate would be really drawn out.

What’s the difference between a female farmer …

One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.

How do you turn a T into a P?

Drink it.

What goes “Ooh ooh”?

A cow with no lips.

I told my Australian girlfriend that the Chris…

But please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway. 

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.