Category: dad jokes

My Grandma is in her 90’s and she still doesn’…

She just drinks straight out of the bottle.

My girlfriend walked out on me for being too o…

I thought we had good alchemy.

My friend just called me the worst best man ev…

I was speechless.

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a …

Time will tell.

Today I learned that the writer Stephen King h…

I’m not joking, but he is.

If you upload 1,000 pictures on Instagram…

Is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram?

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the e…

Life before that was a blur.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, mar…

I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

There’s a new reality show where flat-earthers…

They’ll be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowba…

On top of that, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.