Category: dad jokes

What do you call a game where Germans throw br…

Gluten tag.

I quit my job to start a cloning business and …

I love being my own boss.

To the thief who stole my pillow, know this…

I will not rest until I find you.

My wife has started eating Kinder Eggs for bre…

She’s full of surprises.

How much does a dragon weigh?

Depends on the scales.

“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

“Yes, we arson.”

A new study reveals that listening to a Queen …

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

I just caught a glimpse of my wife wearing her…

Today is laundry day.

I got fired from the unemployment office on Fr…

My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

I went on a date with a woman whose online pro…

She had cold sores.