Category: christmas meme

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So apparently Santa can see you when you’re sleeping, but when I do it, I need to “get out of Emma’s house” or “her parents will call the police” smh damn double standards

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I got a lump of coal last year, so I’m giving that fat bastard a piece of my mind and poisoning the cookies

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They’re really banning porn on Tumblr during Destroy Dick December huh

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Me: I’m getting you the same thing I gave you for Christmas last year

Person: You got me nothing

Me: Exactly

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Me every other month of the year: I want this, this, and this

Me during December: I have no clue what I want

When you get caught looking through your Chris…

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