Category: bad jokes

The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy peo…

Apparently, it doesn’t apply to congressmen.

With great reflexes…

Comes great response ability.

A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad for $10….

His Dad said, “$9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?”

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?

$0, it’s on the house.

After spending 20 minutes trying to take my gi…

I wish I’d never put it on now.

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very hard?

Because X was always 10.

How does a Flat Earther travel the world?

On a plane.

Set your Wifi password to fourwordsalluppercas…

Then when someone asks tell them, “One word all lower case, four words all upper case.”

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scan…

Elongate would be really drawn out.

What’s the difference between a female farmer …

One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.