Category: bad jokes

What’s an acorn?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor +

I have a horse named Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

When cops arrest a clinically insane person…

Are they busting a nut?

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c?

Because you can’t see in the dark.

Police have arrested the world tongue-twister …

I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

When does the punchline become apparent?

After the delivery.

I was going to donate blood today, but they al…

Like, “Whose blood is this”, and, “Where did you get it?”

The only two white actors in Black Panther are…

They’re the Tolkien white guys.

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.