Author: Really Funny Jokes

I had a row with my boss yesterday lunchtime.

One of the perks of working near a boating lake…

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped…

Sorry, my fault.

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.

First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil.

Then… hey… pesto!

Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a supermarket.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was Lidl.

What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?

Because his father grounded him.

A murderer is about to be executed by electric…

The man asks for the priest to hold his hand.

Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

What do sad Mexicans wear?

Sombereros.

What club do racist scientists join?

The Potassium Potassium Potassium.

Did you hear about the man with the same first…

It was a Nguyen, Nguyen situation.